Going on a blind date

Got a call from Steven
It was just as I feared
Said he found my ideal girl
If I could overlook her beard
Another night out with a stranger
I just hope she's of the human race
I bought a dozen roses
Figured how could they hurt
And prayed my date would not be
Godzilla in a skirt
Then walking up to her front door
I fought the urge to turn and run
Would this girl be my Cinderella
Or another Atilla the Hun'

I got another blind date
I better close my eyes (whoa, whoa)
Why do all my blind dates attract so many flies'
Searching for my honey but all I ever get is stung (All I ever get is stung)
I think that I'll stay a bachelor (whoa, whoa)
This is the date adventure

Don't think that I'm picky
I know I'm not so hot
Getting ready for a date
Should not include a rabies shot (Include a rabies shot)
Why must dating be such a challenge'
Why can't it be fun instead'
All I want's a girl
Not Mr. Ed (come on)

I got another blind date
I got a trail to blaze (whoa, whoa)
Should I take her to dinner or to a field to graze'
Searching for my honey but all I ever get is stung (All I ever get is stung)
I think that I'll stay a bachelor (whoa, whoa)
This is the date adventure

For the right girl
I would stick out my neck
And have her pick up the check
But I must wait for my date
Dating's the toughest journey
When you pick a wife you can't be wrong
That's why I go on blind dates
And bring Aplo along
Yeahhh

Oh, I got another blind date
I better get ready to hide

Got another blind date
So pass the blindfold please (whoa, whoa)
Instead of her number she'll just leave me her fleas
Searching for my honey but all I ever get is stung (All I ever get is stung)
I think that I'll stay a bachelor (whoa, whoa)
This is the date adventure

Got another blind date
Come on
This is the date adventure
Better close, better close my eyes