My hair line's moving
But I am standing still
A chin like Leno's
Nose as big as a hill
A face that's perfect
Is always in my dreams
Hope they can fix mine
Without to many seams
That's why

I'm looking for a surgeon
Who'll work overtime to find
My face in this world
My face in this world
Not a lot to work with
I need his knife to help me find
My face in this world
My face in this world

A million changes
I want Smitty's kind of chin
All the girls will love
My Steven Curtis Chapman grin
Give me Carman's eyebrows
But a bit more overgrown
I'll be a vision
A face that's almost my own
That's why

I'm looking for a surgeon
Who'll work overtime to find
My face in this world
My face in this world
Not a lot to work with
I need his knife to help me find
My face in this world
My face in this world

I'm looking for a surgeon
Who'll work overtime to find
My face in this world
My face in this world
Not a lot to work with
I need his knife to help me find
My face in this world
My face in this world

I'm looking for a surgeon
Who'll work overtime to find
My face in this world
My face in this world
Not a lot to work with
I need his knife to help me find
My face in this world
My face in this world