Me and Samson go to the store, and ole Samson leaves craters in the floor,
Me and Samson walk around town, and clumsy Samson knocked several buildings down.

Me and Samson, we're best of friends,
Me and Samson until the end.

Me and Samson go on a double date, but you know it didn't turn out that great,
Me and my date are romantically impaired, but ole Samson, he lost all of his hair.

Me and Samson, we're best of friends,
Me and Samson until the end.

There is this girl, and her name is Delilah,
She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar,
There is this girl, and her name is Delilah,
She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar.

Me and Samson are no longer friends, 'cause ole Samson has met his end,
Man, I'd really hate to burst your bubble, but it goes to show you girls are nothing but trouble.

Me and Samson were best of friends,
Me and Samson until the end.

There is this girl, and her name is Delilah,
She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar,
There is this girl, and her name is Delilah,
She's a Philistine and she's such a big...