Chicken legs and scrambled eggs, potato chips in onion dip are things I eat for breakfast everyday,
Honey ham and soggy Spam, Jimmy Dean with refried beans help me to get started on my way.

Boys and girls, you better be cautious 'cause you know I'm feeling real nauseous,
And you know my face is turning green.

Roasted goose in pickle juice, hamburger in vinegar, are things I like to eat during lunch
Jellyfish with bacon bits, pork and beans with shaving cream, are things you know I really like to munch.

Boys and girls, you better be cautious 'cause you know I'm feeling real nauseous,
And you know my face is turning green.

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Onion rings at Burger King, and winter coats and bars of soap,
And lava lamps and postage stamps, and broken jars and foreign cars,
And carpet hair and Tupperware, and saxophones and cobblestones,
Electric eels and stainless steel.

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Banana splits with southern grits, throat lozenges with sausages are supper meals that really taste yummy,
Chocolate malts with cubes of salt, and Crepe Suzette made from insects are things I like to put in my tummy.

Boys and girls, you better be cautious 'cause you know I'm feeling real nauseous,
And you know my face is turning green.