Ooklah the punk was going to the show,
Ooklah the punk fought Lou Ferrigno,
Ooklah the punk was struggling for some lyrics,
Ooklah the punk says anything that fits.

Ooklah - now you're lying in the gutter,
Ooklah hates his father and his mother,
Ooklah - oh your skin is just like butter,
Ooklah the punk.

Ooklah the punk hates everywhere he goes,
Ooklah the punk says, "What do you know'"
Ooklah the punk says, "How do you do'"
Ooklah the punk says, "I'm better than you."

Ooklah - smoking, drinking, now he's thinking,
Ooklah - feeling like he should be kneeling,
Ooklah sees damnation, wants salvation,
Ooklah the punk.

I want to be saved like you,
And I want to be your friend too,
I want to be saved like you,
And I want to be your friend too.

Ooklah the punk went to a revival,
Ooklah the punk bought himself a new bible,
Ooklah the punk he reads it everyday,
Ooklah the punk says, "Yippee-kye-ay."

Ooklah - now we're at the end of story,
Ooklah - on a one way trip to glory,
Ooklah - well, everything is hunky dory,
Ooklah the punk.

I want to be saved like you,
And I want to be your friend too,
I want to be saved like you,
And I want to be your friend too,
I want to be saved like you,
And I want to be your friend too,
I want to be saved like you,
And I want to be your friend too.