[Verse 1]
You know how much I care for you
But I don't wanna be a liar
Every time I hear you sing
I wanna choke myself with wire

[Chorus]
C'mon baby quit the choir
C'mon baby quit the choir
Do us all a favor
Retire

[Verse 2]
Babe if it were up to me
I'd rather listen to the dryer
Cause when you try to hit high notes
It sounds just like a squealing tire

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
The congregation all agrees
Your vocal quality is dire
And if you grab the mic again
We're gonna set the church on fire

[Bridge]
C'mon baby quit the choir
C'mon baby quit the choir
Do us all a favor retire
You sound like a squealing tire
I wanna choke myself with wire
We're gonna set the church on fire
C'mon baby quit the choir