Some people say we're goofy
Mysterious and spooky
Our neighbors think we're cooky
A homeschool family

We drive a white conversion
We learn about the Persians
Our six year-old's a surgeon
A homeschool family

We learn about Creation
And classic education
We're sponsoring a Haitian
A homeschool family

Meek
Unique
Geek

The parents are the tutors
We build our own computers
We never go to Hooters
A homeschool family

Have recess in the foyer
And then we read Tom Sawyer
Our nine year old's a lawyer
A homeschool family

We never leave our dwelling
Our children are excelling
They're champions at spelling
A homeschool family