She's a pistol packing mama and a bleach-blond surfer queen,
A highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling,
She was born at Sutter's Mill and killed up on the silver screen,
She opens up her golden gate and offers us a dream.

She's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat ,
An avocado model in a boysenberry hat,
She's our buffed and spangled banner, she's our sedentary fat,
She's hungry, cold and homeless, and she's luxury's lap.

She's the golden girl of the golden west,
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest,
She's the golden girl of the golden west,
A fashion island floozy in a skin tight dress,
She's the golden girl,
She's the golden girl.
She's the golden girl.

One man's blessing and another man's curse,
She's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse ,
She's a double beef burger called "the double patty hearse,"
A Napa Valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse.

She's a corporation raider on the sports bar beat,
A giant dodging forty-niner with two athletes feet,
She's a warrior and an angel, and a ram in heat,
She's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak.

She's the golden girl of the golden west,
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest,
She's the golden girl of the golden west,
A fashion island floozy in a skin tight dress,
She's the golden girl,
She's the golden girl,
She's the golden girl.

She's a bleeding heart madonna with a big electric chair,
An earth shaking quaker with a fundamental flair,
There's a method to her madness and a charismatic air,
An orthodoxly logic in that presbytery stare,
So, come all you huddled masses, all you yo-Yosemite Sams,
Make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty Hoover Dam,
Yeah, and leave it all to beaver and start packing up the van,
Take the California aqueduct on down to Disneyland.

'Cause she's the golden girl of the golden west,
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest,
She's the golden girl of the golden west,
A fashion island floozy in a skin tight dress,
She's the golden girl of the golden west,
She's the golden girl of the golden west,
She's the golden girl of the golden west,
She's the golden girl of the golden west,
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