My name is Arthur Fhardy, welcome to my yodel party,
If you want to yodel along, come join our happy throng.

Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady-lady-who,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-who.

My name is Camarillo, I come from Camarillo,
And I don't need no radio, I got yodelling on my noodle-o,
I sing...

Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady-lady-who,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-who.

Ok, my name is spot, I think I'm really hot,
And I like to yodel a lot, so let me tell you what I got.
I go...

Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady-lady-who,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-who.

Ok, now the rest of the swirling eddies are in their little beddies,
They bit the big bad knockwurst and now their little tummies hurt.

Oh no-lady-lady-lady,
Oh no -lady-lady-lady,
Oh no -lady-lady-lady-lady-who,
Oh no -lady-lady-lady,
Oh no -lady-lady-lady
Oh no -lady-who.

Now this has been Arthur Fhardy, it's been my yodel party,
Now come and sing, "Yolay-hee-hoo" with your ole little lady too.

Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-lady-lady,
Yodel-lady-who.