Pull the lever back, be sure to tie it tight
Load something in the end, send it into flight.
Just another song about catapults
Things that throw stuff in the air
This is not a song about religion or cults
It's just another song about catapults
Everyone needs one, or at least a limber tree
We wouldn't need UPS, send things out for free.
just another song about catapults
Things that throw stuff in the air
This is not a song about religion or cults
This is just another song about catapults
I'm sure you all have seen a catapult
Or a similar type of tool
Grab the spoon with your right finger and thumb
Load it with peas and begin'.
A food fight in your school
You can toss a cat, dog, hammers, pliers, bikes, grapes, luggage, tires,
Bowling balls, and running shoes, pumpkins, and humidifiers,
Staples, socks, motor boats, picture frames and bags of oats
Watermelons, fuzzy goats, an even other catapults