Sven McDiddle is a real nice guy


Has a nice pair of knickers and a nice plaid tie


He never seems to work and he's not to shy


Cause Sven McDiddle is a real nice guy





He never swears and tries not to sin


He lets the girls tug at the beard on his chin


He wears a kilts but can't play bagpipes


He tried once but his folks are the quiet types


He tried once but his folks are the quiet types





Sven McDiddle's a confused little lad


He's got a Sweedish mom and a Scottish Dad


He's always happy, I've never seen him sad


But Sven McDiddle's a confused little lad





He wakes up early and he eats a little bit


He wears an extra large but it never seems to fit


He watches Knight Rider and has a car like kit


And he's always got a jig if you'd like to see it


And he's always got a jig if you'd like to see it





Sven McDiddle is a real nice guy


Has a nice pair of knickers and a nice plaid tie


He never seems to work and he's not to shy


Cause Sven McDiddle is a real nice guy