MEET PATCHOULI
(Mark Mohr)

SEYMOUR: As the lesson continues, a strange object floats by. As it comes closer to shore, the group of raggamuffin Sunday school teachers becomes ever so curious / NIGEL: Yo, what's that' A plastic bag' / PATCHOULI: Hello. / CALYPSO: I think it's a... / MANU: That is a jellyfish / CALYPSO: Well I'm not touching it / MANU: A Portuguese man of war. PATCHOULI: I'm not a man; I'm a girl, "garota" (Portuguese). My name is Patchouli