put me on a plane
waste my time (waste my time)
get me drunk
to get me in line (get me in line)
you made me shoot my chickens
before they cracked
you're so dumb
i'll never be back

and I don't want this texas town
i don't want your longhorns around
i don't want your f***ed up plan [Knott muted this swear from the mix]
widget man
widget man

bring in the women
show you a good time (show you a good time)
but they're all on the payroll
when they roll on the table
let me show you a castle
with big shiny doors (with big shiny doors)
who's gonna live here' (who's gonna live here')
your wife or your whore'

and i don't want this texas town
i don't want your longhorns around
i don't want your f***ed up plan
widget man
widget man

gonna make you a star, boy...
gonna make you a star, boy...
gonna make you a star, boy...
gonna make you a star, boy...
gonna make you a star, boy...

can i afford this premise'
can't even afford this practice
i could afford a phone call
if it were local
be proud of what i said
if not for my wife and kid

and i don't want this texas town
i don't want your longhorns around
i don't want your f***ed up plan
I don't want your widget man
(2x)