it's such a drag, it's such a drag
sippin' your talent from a paper bag
losin' friends you never had

and what a life, what a life it's become
choosin' between Jesus and a pellet gun
i never wanted to hurt no one

"hey daddy, can you read this popsicle stick'
mama likes to buy me the kind with jokes on it."
how does a farmer transport a cow'
in a moo-ving van

it's not a drag, it's not a drag
squeezin' your pennies from a dried out rag
findin' true love like you never had

and what a find, what a find it's become
learnin' about Jesus from a little one
yeah, and she's shinin' just like the sun

she says...

"hey daddy, can you read this popsicle stick'
mama likes to buy me the kind with jokes on it."
how does a farmer transport a cow'
in a moo-ving van

it's not a drag, it's not a drag (3x)

how does a farmer transport a cow'
in a moo-ving van