Parody of "Loser" by Beck
(Rev. 3:20, James 5:9)

From your time of infancy Christ was a-knockin'
You say it's in vain but I've got to tell you somethin'
When the bad things I'd done made me detestable
God proved His love because He saved me anyhow
Flick the porchlight and go get the doorbell
Knock, knock! Jesus there, He's lookin' for a place to dwell
Make Him some dinner and invite Him to eat
God'll come in your house if He's got the house key
Someone kept prayin' I would change and I came around
God was ready and He came to me first
Hopefully you'll believe what you read
It's in the book of Revelation there in chapter number three
So save some space and a place in your heart
Save another soul from burnin' in the Lake of Fire! Yo! Got it'
Someone's at the door
Find out who's there, baby -- go light up your building
(Double doors locked shut)
Go and tell the Lord
"I want you to save me -- so why don't Ya fill me'"
Doors are shut even when you know He's right there
Man, don't refuse Him, don't you know that that's dangerous
Cause one spot of evil is enough to call you bad
What's on your soul is a lot more sin than that
And the rerun shows that your door stayed closed up
You said, 'Come back at a more convenient time'
He rung the bell, but you kept on sinning
Snuck around the back, He was bangin' on your kitchen screen
Gotta get Christ and you can't delay
Make it fast cause you need Him in your heart to be saved
And it's time to repeat the facts
For all who want eternal life -- which you can now consider
CHORUS
(Get face to face with Jesus)
(That's right God is here -- Yo! Bring Him in now)
I'd invite Him home for dinner then you're gonna change, I can feel it
CHORUS
(Ya better believe it!)
CHORUS
(Yo! Open ze door-zy, baby!)