Parody of "Shine" by Collective Soul
(1 Corinthians 2:9)

Do some good works and lead a good life
Always go to church and try to be really nice ... really nice
Say a couple prayers and finally when you die
Go to Saint Peter, tell him, 'Let me come inside
'At least I tried'
Yeah'
No! Heaven isn't like that, child! (now) (pal) (now)
Learn to play the harp, you'll need it while you're there
Pick yourself some wings; I'm sure you'll get a lovely pair
A lovely pair
Reach for a halo, keep it in your hair
Lead a wimpy life eternally with nothing there
But fluffy air
CHORUS
Get in God's word; see what you find
Only place to look to tell you how to get inside
Let me tell you now; you gotta go through Christ
Open up your heart and tell Him He can come inside
Come inside
Yeah!
Yo! Let Him in your life right now (Repeat 3X)
You know what Heaven's like'
It hasn't entered your mind
Heaven is the best place that's ever been
You wanna get in' Let Him
Let Him in your life; that's the only way