My Lexus just ran out of gas

My iPod needs new songs

My cell phone battery is dead

Oh why me Lord' Why you done me wrong'

My suntan salon just closed down

And my summer glow is gone

And the kid who cleans my pool just quit

Oh why me Lord' Why you done me wrong'

There's people starving in Africa

There's war in the Middle East

But I'm a rich dude out in suburbia

Who could use a little sympathy

Cause my grande no-whip mocha latte's

way too strong

Oh why me Lord' Why you done me wrong'

Got 150 channels on my TV

But I think I need 100 more

Got a world of entertainment on the internet

But I'm still bored, why me Lord'

My platinum credit card's maxed out

Can't remember what I spent it on

So I guess I'll have to settle for the medium fries

Oh why me Lord' Why you done me wrong'

There's homeless families in New Orleans

And soldiers dying on a foreign shore

But I'm a rich dude living in luxury

Who could use a little something more

Cause there's some white trash folks in my country club

And they really don't belong

Oh why me Lord' Why you done me wrong'

I think I'll write a letter to my congressman

Maybe send him a tape of this song

He's probably in his big old mansion right now

Saying why me Lord' Why you done me wrong'

Yeah I care about the people in Africa

And I'm praying for the Middle East

But I'm a rich dude out in suburbia

Who could use a little sympathy

Don't forget that my

Grande no-whip mocha latte's way too strong

Oh why me Lord' Why you done me wrong'