Shirley MacLaine will go insane and get lost on Channel 3,
The Japanese Tsar will golf to par and steal the American dream.

Nineties,
Nineteen nineties,
Nineteen,
Nineteen nineties tease,
Nineties,
Nineteen nineties,
Nineteen,
Nineteen nineties tease.

Jimmy, Tammy, Swaggart, and the rest are all back having a ball,
But the I.R.S. will make a mess when they break the non-profit wall.

Nineties,
Nineteen nineties,
Nineteen,
Nineteen nineties tease,
Nineties,
Nineteen nineties,
Nineteen,
Nineteen nineties tease.

It's all be coming up roses, except for the ones with holes in their noses.

Nineties,
Nineteen nineties,
Nineteen,
Nineteen nineties tease,
Nineties,
Nineteen nineties,
Nineteen,
Nineteen nineties tease.