Some kinda fool stuck aluminum foil
On my satellite dish (2x)
He ruined a perfect evening
"Wheel of Fortune"'s what I missed


Had a new Mercedes
With them patent leather seats (2x)
Drunken driver on the freeway
Pulled my ride up in a heap


They said your treasure's where your heart is
My treasure started out nice an' green (2x)
Till my wife ran my waller
Through her washin machine


Ahhh ya can't take it with you
Better use it while you can (2x)
But understand you'll have to answer
To the One who put it all in your hand