Knock, knock,
Who's there'
Boo,
Boo who'
Why are you crying'

Knock, knock,
Who's there'
Ach,
Ach who'
Why are you sneezing'

This song will make you mad,
Worst song we've ever had,
This song will make you insane,
It'll put warts on your brain.

Knock, knock,
Who's there'
Orange,
Orange who'
Aren't you glad I didn't say banana'

Knock, knock,
Who's there'
Ghoti,
Ghoti who'
That annoying band.

This song will make you mad,
Worst song we've ever had,
This song will make you insane,
It'll put warts on your brain.

Ooh, baby, come here,
I gotta whisper...whisper a little something in your ear,
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you one of those jokes,
You know, one of those knock-knock jokes,
Oh, come on, don't be shy,
I'm gonna...I'm gonna make you cry,
Come here, let me tell you one of my knock-knock jokes.

This song will make you mad,
Worst song we've ever had,
This song will make you insane,
It'll put warts on your brain,
This song will make you mad,
Worst song we've ever had,
This song will make you insane,
It'll put warts on your brain.