Is it heavy'
Is it white'
Can I stab it with a knife'
Will it bite'
Will it scratch'
Can I strike it with a match'
Can I shut it'
Can I lock it'
Can I fit it in my pocket'
Can I move it'
Can I love it'
Can I hold it'
Can I shove it'
Is it round'
Is it wide'
Will it know it if I lied'
Will it bounce'
Will it roll'
Do I have to pay a toll'
Will it fit through a door'
Can I sit it on the floor'
Can it run'
Can it fly'
Will it swim, or will it try'
Will it hurt'
Will it burn'
Is it none of my concern'
Can I buy it'
Can I sell it'
Can I trade it'
Can I kill it'
Will it know if I'm gone'
Will it sneeze'
Will it yawn'
Is it short'
Is it tall'
Would it look good on a wall'
Can I teach it'
Will it learn'
Is it stable'
Will it turn'
Can I crash it'
Can I smash it'
Can I beat it into ashes'
Will it growl'
Will it howl'
Can I lay it in a pile'
Can it think'
Tell the time'
Is it psychic, read my mind'
Will it tickle'
Can it laugh'
Can I cut it into half'
Will it die'
Will it mould'
Can I leave it in the cold'
Is it borrowed'
Is it stolen'
Is it bruised'
Is it swollen'
Is it nasty'
Is it gross'
Can I eat it with my toast'
Is it hot like a coal'
Does it have a soul'
Can it tell if I am lying'
Does it know the world is dying'
Does it think'
Have a conscience'
Does it know the time's upon us'
Does it read'
Understand'
Can I hold it in my hand'
Will it run if I'm mad'
Does it have a Mum and Dad'
Can I drive it'
Can I fly it'
Who will know if I try it'
Is it loud, just like thunder'
Does it look like any other'
Does it know it is forgiven'
Can it tell if I have sinned'