Parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top
(1 Kings 3:5-15, 4:20-34, 10:14-29)

In First Kings 2, my daddy told me what I gotta do
Real soon, Dad died -- I gotta lead the Israelites
I told God to make me wise as He can
'cause Israel needs to have a smart blest man
Don't want diamond rings -- I need wisdom from the King of Kings
God said: "Slick pick! Since you said that I'm gonna make you rich
They'll come runnin' from the farthest of lands
To hear the Lord's wisdom from a smart, blest man."
Got gold, got class -- But I don't care because it all will pass
Get faith, find love -- If you're smart, those are enough
Then ask God to make you wise as He can
And everyone will say that you're a smart, blest man