Whoa.

You're looking like a wet cat and feeling like a drowned rat,
You've been left out to dry,
You're trying to save face while living on MySpace, and you're wondering why,
Your so-called friends left you home again, you got nothing to do, do, do,
Another night in computer light while you're stuck in your room.

Don't you know' Can't you see'
With friends like that, who needs enemies'

Who's your friend'
Someone more than an email send,
Who's your friend'
Someone who's there 'til the bitter end.

They say idle time's the devil's tool, and I do believe,
You got to be tired of playing the fool,
I know you need some relief,
You think your chat buddies ain't too bad, but they're not there when you need, no,
You've been let down about a thousand times, and now you're starting to bleed.

Don't you know' Can't you see'
With friends like that, who needs enemies'

Who's your friend'
Someone more than a chat room friend,
Who's your friend'
Someone who's there 'til the bitter end.
Who's your friend'
Someone more than an email send,
Who's your friend'
Someone who's there 'til the bitter end.

Don't you need some friends'
We all do, yeah.

Who's your friend'
Someone more than an email send,
Who's your friend'
Something more than a chat room end,
Who's your friend'
Tell me now, tell me now ' who's your friend'
Who's your friend'
I gotta know 'bout the real friend,
Who's your friend'
Tell me now, tell me now, tell me now,
Who's your friend'
A real friend, a real friend,
You know you need a friend, now unto the end.