And now it is time for Silly Songs With Larry, the part of the show
where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song so without further adieu, silly songs
with larry

Larry:
The water buffalo song
Ev'rybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Where do we get them I don't know but Ev'rybody's got a
Water buffallo-oooooooooooooooooooo

I took my buffallo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Threw some lima beans on the floor oh ev'rybody's got a......

Archibald:
Stop! Stop! Stop it, what do you think you're doing'
you can't say every body's got a water buffalo
When everyone does NOT have a water buffalo'
we're going to get nasty letters saying 'where's MY water buffalo''
'Why don't I have a water buffalo''
Are you prepared to deal with that
I don't think so!
So stop being so SILLY!

Narrarator:
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:

Larry:
Ev'rybody's got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Hers was small but....

Archibald:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!