This is the song that runs under the credits
These are the credits, so this is where it goes
Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say
Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey

There once was a song, that ran under the credits
That went with the movie, but this is not that song
Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say
Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey

Wouldn't it be nice if the song under the credits,
Had something to do with the movie you just saw
But that's not the case so for now we'll have to say
Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey

There should be a rule that the song under the credits
Remotely pertains to the movie's basic plot
That rule has not been made so for now we'll have to say
Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey cont...

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.