He's got his purple nose pressed against your icy window,
Perhaps you will allow polar boy in, (so he can warm himself)
So he can warm himself by your fire.

Polar boy is looking for fire.

You surely should avoid any risky innuendo,
He'd like to thaw his frozen frame against your skin,
You know he's flaming with desire,
Polar boy is playing with fire,
Polar boy is playing with fire.

Polar boy,
Polar boy.

He does deserve to swing; he surely should be swinging from a noose,
Now he's speeding through the school-zone, liquored up and loose, likely to flip and burn in a fire,
Polar boy is swallowing fire.

Polar boy,
Polar boy,
Polar boy,
Polar boy,
Polar boy,
Polar boy.