I'm a Christian dude with an attitude,
Ain't gonna preach at you, just gonna sing and dance now,
Wiggle my pants now,
Yeah, I entertain in Jesus' name,
The girls go insane,
Forget altar calls - my product's down the hall.

This is like some dream, but something's bugging me,
Well, I can't stop to think about it, no.

Christian music superstar,
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Started out with good intentions, that was before my grand ascension,
It's too late to turn back now.

The record company man - well, he's in heaven again,
I'm number one in Japan,
Honey, got to go now, and do a hundred shows now.

They don't understand a word I say,
Some things never change,
I can't stop to think about it, no.

Christian music superstar,
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Started out with good intentions,
Look at the money I've been spending,
It's too late to turn back now.

Everybody's looking at me tonight,
Something about it's not feeling right, but I can't stop to think about it, no.

I'm a Christian music superstar,
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Hey, you got some money I can borrow'
That's the way it goes when you're a Christian music superstar,
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Started out with good intentions, that was before my grand ascension,
You know who they used to see, but now everybody's looking at me,
Man, I love all this flattery, and it's too late to turn back now.

I'm a Christian music superstar,
A Christian music superstar,
A Christian music superstar,
Has anybody seen the keys to my car'