We've heard Catholic hip-hop and rock and roll bands
And that got them dancing the Vatican
Nobody knows where this all began
But nobody can dance like the Pope can

It's the Papal Disco
The Papal Disco
Hold on tight cause you can't let this go
Everybody's doing the Papal Disco

The YMCA has been sang in dance halls
But this time we'll be dancing with Priests and Cardinals
It's got everyone running to the shopping malls
To buy some bell bottoms with the b16 sidewalls

It's the Papal Disco
The Papal Disco
Hold on tight cause you can't let this go
Everybody's doing the Papal Disco

We got them dancing down in St. Peter's square
Who needs fog machines with incense in the air
The nuns can break it down like you wouldn't believe
We got all the Bishops dancing ' no one wants to leave

It's the Papal Disco
The Papal Disco
Hold on tight cause you can't let this go
Everybody's doing the Papal Disco