A new guy moved in next door
The house had been empty ' since I was four
But this new guy ' seemed to be ' pretty cool
He would sneak around outside, dressed in black
And he always has some knives in a little side pack
If you think you could sneak up on him ' you're a fool

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His name was Henry the ninja
He was always there to save the day
His name was Henry the ninja
You don't want to get in his way

Well, I don't think he's been to Mars
But don't get him mad cause he has throwing stars
And he even wears a hood in the summer
I saw him just the other day
He was climbing up the wall the Spiderman way
And at night he disappears into nowhere

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KAZOO SOLO

A tear forms in his eyes
As he pulls out his black octagon sais
To chop his onions up in the kitchen
He wears a hood that covers his hair
And his arms make noise as they slice through the air
And he always seems to be on some secret mission

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