On the sacrificial altar in a deli, in New York,
You might find a leg of lamb, but you won't find no pork,
I've never, ever killed a man, I swear I never lied,
But God said, 'You've done quite enough, you pig your bacon's fried.'

One Bad Pig ' our claim to fame,
One Bad Pig ' what a stupid name,
One Bad Pig ' God won't take ham,
One Bad Pig ' Christ is the lamb.

I was a filthy goyim, the worst you'd ever see,
But you can call me 'Kosher' 'cause Jesus made me clean,
Once to be called 'chosen', you had to be a Jew,
But since we died in Jesus, One Bad Pig is chosen too.

One Bad Pig ' our claim to fame,
One Bad Pig ' what a stupid name,
One Bad Pig ' God won't take ham,
One Bad Pig ' Christ is the lamb,
One Bad Pig ' our claim to fame,
One Bad Pig ' what a stupid name,
One Bad Pig ' God won't take ham,
One Bad Pig ' Christ is the lamb.

One Bad Pig ' our claim to fame,
One Bad Pig ' what a stupid name,
One Bad Pig ' God won't take ham,
One Bad Pig ' Christ is the lamb,
One Bad Pig.