Frat rats, sorority swine, your problem is the same as mine,
If you look to the world to satisfy, you'll find that it's empty, empty, empty inside.

Go buy a pink izod,
Rush week, play to God,
No cash for Muffy,
Phone home for Daddy.

Frat rats, sorority swine, your problem is the same as mine,
If you look to the world to satisfy, you'll find that it's empty, empty, empty inside.

Saturday's finally here,
Toga party - chugging beer,
So proud of being Greek,
I think it really reeks.

Frat rats, sorority swine, your problem is the same as mine,
You look to the world to satisfy, you'll find that it's empty, empty, empty inside.

Greeks, fraternities, sororities, preppies,
Yuppies, hippies, dippies, geeks,
Freaks, rockers, jockers, Yankees,
Nazis, commies, skaters, thrashers, punks,
People, we're all just...

Frat rats, sorority swine, your problem is the same as mine,
If you look to the world to satisfy, you'll find that it's empty, empty, empty inside.

Frat rats, sorority swine, your problem is the same as mine,
You look to the world to satisfy, you'll find that it's empty, empty,
Frat rats, sorority swine, your problem is the same as mine,
If you look to the world to satisfy, you'll find that it's empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty inside.