Three-letter word, it rules the Earth I've heard,
No, it's no "Luv", that's not what I'm thinking of,
Husband and wife together all their lives, 'til he chose her instead 'cause she's eighteen, sexy, and so good in bed.

Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Throw away your wedding ring,
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'

She had it all when she was very small,
No lack of love, no problems to speak of,
As time went by she caught her father's eye and every night as he would rape her he would say, "This means daddy loves you, honey - yes, it's okay."

Hey, isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Nothing's sacred, it's a crying shame,
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'

Does anybody care about their purity'
And is anybody sure what gender they should be'
And does anybody mind that God's been left behind'
And here we are today, where not too many people can honestly say...

Hey, isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Seems like the human race can ruin anything,
Now, isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Yeah, isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'
Isn't sex a wonderful thing'