Everybody's making me ill, and all the girls are on the pill,
Everybody's on the take, and all the girls are so fake.

No, this is not what I wanted,
No, this is not what I wanted.

Disappointed,
Disappointed.

So I dated a couple chicks, and they knew a few tricks,
But I had to let them off my turf: they didn't like to surf.

No, this is not what I wanted,
No, this is not what I wanted,
No, this is not what I wanted,
No, this is not what I wanted.

Disappointed,
Disappointed,
Disappointed,
Disappointed.

So I wanted to have some kids, but I wanted to get married before I did,
But, like I said, all the girls are on the pill,
So how are we supposed to feel'

Disappointed,
Disappointed,
Disappointed,
Disappointed.

No, this is not what I wanted,
Whoa, this is not what I wanted,
Whoa, this is not what I wanted,
No, this is not what I wanted.

Disappointed,
Disappointed,
Disappointed,
Disappointed.