Big hooker on Sunset Boulevard,
Nice porno-queen in a leotard,
Come on, you know it's the real life,
Sit back, sit forward - it's nice,
I'm a king from Kansas City,
I love holy women that are pretty,
You could have been on a video,
You could have been in my strip show.

Strip show, strip show, strip show.

What you would have been if you did not come,
What you would have been if you did not come.

Dead, dead, dead.

Big hooker on Sunset Boulevard,
Nice porno-queen in a leotard,
Come on, you know it's the real life,
Sit back, sit forward - so nice.

What you would have been if you did not come,
What you would have been if you did not come.

Dead, dead, dead.

What do you think'
What do you th...think'
What do you think'

I'm a king from Kansas City,
I love holy women that are pretty,
You could have been on a video,
You could have been my strip show,
Big hooker on Sunset Boulevard,
Nice porno-queen in a leotard,
Come on, you know it's the real life,
Sit back, sit forward - so nice.

What do you think'

What you would have been if you did not come,
What you would have been if you did not come, (what do you think')
What you would have been if you did not come, (what do you think')

What do you think'
What do you think'
What do you think'
(etc.)