It was after a show and he came by
He walked over and he said hi
He opened his mouth and I wanted to cry
I felt a tear run down from my eye

I said sirrrrrrrrrr ya bref stank
I said sirrrrrrrrrr ya bref stank
I said sir ir ir ya bref sta sta stank
Sir I gotta tell ya, ya bref stank

You see kids, here's the reason why
His breath smelled like something had died
All I wanted to do was just run and hide
I looked at him and I just replied

Chorus

I know it was mean to be honest with you
What else could I say, what else could I do
He just kept saying "Hello, Hallelujah, how are you'"
I leaned over and I started to puke

Written by J. Sorrentino ?2003 kjfivetwomusic (SESAC)