I don't care if you're sick,
What can I possibly do with an American library and a contract on you'

Got six broken soldiers in the trunk of my car,
Two of them speak, four go to bars,
Rods in the closet, a six shooter in hand,
A caged up gorilla and three local bands,
Three local bands.

Fluently, the parrot speaks six languages not known to man,
Sixpence for the quarter, as the audience he scans.

Got six broken soldiers in the trunk of my car,
Two of them speak, four go to bars,
Rods in the closet, a six shooter in hand,
A caged up gorilla and three local bands,
Six broken soldiers in the trunk of my car,
Two of them speak, four go to bars,
Rods in the closet, a six shooter in hand,
A caged up gorilla and three local bands.

Ah, (six broken soldiers)
Ah, (six broken soldiers)
Ah, (six broken soldiers)
Ah, (six broken soldiers)
(etc. fade)