Please come on in; welcome to my neighbourhood of psychic friends,
Hey, here we go; I will tell you things that you already know.

"Going to Hawaii," so says Mr. Spivey,
Cosmic operator standing by.

Won't you be my friend, psychotic companion'
Keep me on the line, spending every dime.

Try not to laugh, but I foresee some danger in your psycho-path,
No mental blocks, but I will charge you every minute that we talk.

Hooked into an I.V., right to Mr. Spivey,
Cosmic operator standing by.

Won't you be my friend, psychotic companion'
Keep me on the line, spending every dime.

Won't you be my friend, psychotic companion'
Keep me on the line, spending every dime,
Won't you be my friend, psychotic companion'
Keep me on the line, spending every dime.