Album Tracks
The End Is Here 2 Disc Set
Artist: Five Iron Frenzy
  1. Cannonball
  2. At Least I m Not Like All Those Other Old Guys
  3. So Far So Bad
  4. New Years Eve
  5. American Kryptonite
  6. It Was Beautiful
  7. Wizard Needs Food Badly
  8. Farewell To Arms
  9. See The Flames Begin To Crawl
  10. Anchors Away
  11. Something Like Laughter
  12. That s How The Story Ends
  13. On Distant Shores
  14. The Cross Of St Andrew
  15. Intro
  16. Old West
  17. Handbook For The Sellout
  18. 0 Meets 15
  19. Blue Comb 78
  20. You Probably Shouldn t Move Here
  21. Canada
  22. When I Go Out
  23. Vultures
  24. You Can t Handle This
  25. Kryptonite
  26. The Phantom Mullet
  27. Medley
Song Lyrics

"You Can t Handle This"

by Five Iron Frenzy
Album: The End Is Here 2 Disc Set

Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
it goes "Ka-ching"
gotta have the math
club crown me king
gotta rock the screen
with the cosine
graphing
on my calculator
If you're up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

[ Chorus: ]
No, No, No
you can't handle this.

Through my glasses glare
you'll see savoir faire
beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
maybe I'm the chem
club president
maybe even Texas Instruments
thinks that I'm coplanar
If you're up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

And Leonard Nemoy
can't stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
awesome
I am the awesomest

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Album Tracks
The End Is Here 2 Disc Set
Artist: Five Iron Frenzy
  1. Cannonball
  2. At Least I m Not Like All Those Other Old Guys
  3. So Far So Bad
  4. New Years Eve
  5. American Kryptonite
  6. It Was Beautiful
  7. Wizard Needs Food Badly
  8. Farewell To Arms
  9. See The Flames Begin To Crawl
  10. Anchors Away
  11. Something Like Laughter
  12. That s How The Story Ends
  13. On Distant Shores
  14. The Cross Of St Andrew
  15. Intro
  16. Old West
  17. Handbook For The Sellout
  18. 0 Meets 15
  19. Blue Comb 78
  20. You Probably Shouldn t Move Here
  21. Canada
  22. When I Go Out
  23. Vultures
  24. You Can t Handle This
  25. Kryptonite
  26. The Phantom Mullet
  27. Medley
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