Timmy tortured his first animal by the age of twelve
His mother took him to the doctor
“There’s nothing physically wrong with this child” he said
“But I fear it may be something deeper”

Oh, its hard to tell
Heaven from Yuppie Hell

The mother has made a new friend at the country club
A pretty athletic woman or so they’re saying
And now they tee off almost every day
But its not golf they’re playing

Oh its hard to tell Heaven from Yuppie……

Now daddy wants to save the world
Plastic wristband and yellow jersey
All who enter in shall abandon all hope
If your faith is in this yuppie prick

(can’t stand the smell)



©Boswell