101 ways to put her on ice
some are cruel and some are nice
if something is buggin' you
then take care of the problem
there'd be so much less
if we'd all just solve'em
"you'll feel so much better,"
i tell myself
but talking to myself
should have been my first clue
(what i think is what i do)
i killed the checkout girl oh-oh
"put her out of her misery,"
is what my hate keeps telling me
kill a mocking bird, kill a friend
kill some time that you could just spend
its a crime of the mind
the blood is shed
even elvis would pronounce her
as good as dead
(aww, have mercy!!)
i killed the checkout girl oh-oh
the other day!
i warned her i had a gun (3x)
i told her i would use it
now wait a minute, wait a minute
i guess i forgot that Christ died for me
the worst of all jerks, it's plain to see
quick and easy, slow and tortured
whichever way that i preferred
with a smile on my face it was hard to tell
that i was in danger of the fires of hell
i tried to blame it on my old man
but my old man is dead and gone
Christ killed him off
but i killed the checkout girl
the other day