At the bus stop, raining cats and dogs,
A little woman, no umbrella, out in the cold rain,
I was there too, umbrella of my own,
I offered protection but she looked at me as if to say, "I see where this is going."

She said, "Sorry, I don't talk to strangers"
Oh yeah,
"Daddy wouldn't like you either,"
Oh yeah.

"I think you misunderstood me, I'm only trying to help,
You really look like you need me,"
She said, "Don't flatter yourself, boy."

So I stood there looking confused like a fool, but I knew I don't belong on the sole of her shoes, oh no.
Said, "I'm a nice guy, little bit funny, responsible, ethical,"
And she just looked at me, laughing,
She said, "I think you're a lying, little boy."

She said, "Sorry, I don't talk to strangers"
Oh yeah,
"Daddy wouldn't like you either,"
Oh yeah.

I didn't say, "You're my baby,"
I'm only being nice, it's 'cause you look like you need me,
She said, "Don't give me your lines."

At the bus stop, raining cats and dogs,
A little woman, driving me right out of my mind,
One - she's not so funny,
Two - she's very of loony,
Three - she's mean,
And four - must completely insane,
Yeah, she really driving me out of my mind.

So I said, "Sorry, I don't talk to strangers"
Oh yeah,
"Daddy wouldn't like you either,"
Oh yeah.

And so l let her get rained on, hair was soaking wet,
She really should have believed me better,
Some girls get so upset, yeah.