Handheld Messiah

1. Messiah (Parody of "Desire")
2. Virgin (Parody of "Urgent")
3. Cut-Rate Hotel (Parody of "Heartbreak Hotel")
4. Child King (Parody of "Wild Thing")
5. Mary's Got a Son (Parody of "Janie's Got a Gun")
6. One Night in Bethlehem (Parody of "One Night in Bangkok")
7. Christ in the Stable (Parody of "Cat's in the Cradle")
8. Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime (Parody of "Purple Haze)
9. Nice Iced Pavement (Parody of "Ice Ice Baby")
10. Wise Men Still (Parody of "Can't Help Falling in Love With You")
11. We Didn't Start Messiah (Parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire")