Parody of "Slither" by Velvet Revolver
(Matthew 8:23-27, Mark 4:35-41, Luke 8:22-25, Matthew 14:24-33, Joel 2:32 Acts 2:21, Romans 10:13)

Hey Hey Hey
When we looked the sea turned gloomy
Got so rough we feared tsunamis
On the boat we'd never seen such tides
Our Lord deep in slumber lingered
Past the point where we might sink we cried
Jesus Christ please save us or we'll die

Then He calmed the waters
The One who hushed the waves can save both you and I
It's time you see
Hey Hey Hey

When the sea was cruel and stormy
Late one night we saw Him walking
On the water, gravity defied
Always eager Simon Peter
Starts to walk but gets cold feet
He cries Jesus Christ please save me or I'll die

When you're on the water
You've got to call His name forsake your foolish pride
It's time you see
That like those others you've got to call the name that saves or else you'll die
Eternally

In the Book you'll see quite clearly
Matthew chapter 8 and 14
Call on the Lord -- whosoever will won't die

When you're underwater
You've got to call the name that saves all humankind
Verse 10:13
In Romans, brother, and Joel 2:32
And Acts 2:21, listen to me