Parody of "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground
(2 Timothy 3:16)

Hangin' round, found a Bible on the shelf
And I had so much time to sit and read it for myself and there it was
My Bible verified my very thoughts -- all Scripture is inspired
I saw Second Timothy, yeah -- Verse 3:16, it's right there
Who says that there's previous errors in my Old Test'ment'
You know it surely isn't me (yeah) -- Mama, they should read 3:16 (dig it)
Bring it down, down from off your shelf
And go read verse 3:16 in Second Timothy yourself
Go there because -- cause that verse demonstrates
Oh, yes it does -- all Scripture's heaven-made
I saw Second Timothy, yeah -- Who's got doubts cause -- it's quite clear
Who says that there's grev-i-ous errors in my Old Test'ment'
Mama, it surely isn't me (yeah) -- Mama, they should read 3:16 (dig it)
I saw Second Timothy, yeah. Who's got doubts cause it's right there
Who says that there's devious errors in my Old Test'ment'
Mama, it surely isn't me (yeah) -- Yeah, mama, they should read 3:16
Yeah, mama, it shows you what I mean -- Yeah, mama, I trust what I read