Parody of "Patience" by Guns N' Roses
(Jeremiah 17:9; Mark 2:17; Romans 3:10-23; Proverbs 21:2)

I shed a tear 'cause I'm wishin' you would just
Open up your eyes
You still think this world's a sunny day now
There was a time when I thought so, too, but now I
See it's all a lie
There is no doubt it's not that way now
Everyone is sick, you know
And the world is not that kind
All we are is just hospital patients
There's a great physician, though
And if He healed the deaf and blind
Jesus Christ has what it takes to save us
It says in Jeremiah, Chapter 17
The heart is sick; it's desperately deceitful
Don't try and tell me that you don't sin
And that your heart is squeaky clean
'Cause you know every person deals with evil
Everyone is sick, you know
And the world is not that kind
All we are is just hospital patients
You can choose to take the cure
But if you don't, you'll end up dyin'
The choice is yours; it's you who's got to take it
And you can make it!
Ah, you'll never shake it!
But you can't fake it
LEAD
There's a doctor who can save your life
That's Dr. Jesus Christ
He's the only doctor in town
You know He don't want to see you stuck in the ground
And He'll ease your pain, 'cause that's why He came
You're never gonna be the same, 'cause He'll heal ya
Whoa! Yeah! He'll heal ya!
Whoa! He'll heal ya!
Whoa! He'll heal ya!
Just try Him!