King Darius had lots of very sneaky people feedin' him bad advice
And they worked for Daniel but other than that
They were planning to trap him with lies
They said, "If you'd like to sign a short-standing law now, oh, king, please do
So the people, they'll have to pray to your majesty
Or be served as cat food
Thrown to the ...
Lions! Lions! In the den of lions!
Talking 'bout the lean and mean, great big wild kind
Ruthless cold cruel cats
Don't you feed the lions!"
And Darius said "Anybody caught trespassin' this new law I have signed
In the month up ahead, well, I'm tellin' you now
Hey! We'll give you to the lions!"
But he never sensed or figured out what the new legislation did
Till guards appeared and told him to his face:
"Daniel's some lion's dinner!"
CHORUS
Well, hey you, Daniel can't you read'
We caught you havin' church -- it's time for penalties
I can't even watch those huge cats eat
You ain't supposed to pray here
Darius said, "I got to tell ya, Daniel, it's hard to let you die."
LEAD
And Darius went to bed but he hoped the Lord would come in
And help out his friend
And then he fasted while he waited till the end of the night
But didn't have the stomach to check
So he called to him, "Dan, did you make it'
Could you maybe give some little sign'"
He said, "Thank you, king, for thinkin' 'bout me I'm alive and doin' fine!"
Woaah!
CHORUS
*NOTE: Pronounce it "Duh-RAHY-uhs" when singing this song.
Soundproof
Artist: ApologetiX- Lions Signs by Five Man Electrical Band
- Lions (parody of
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- Sin of the World (parody of
- I m Cured I m Yours by Jason Mraz
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- Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind by Lovin Spoonful
- Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife (parody of
- Second Glance Second Chance by Shinedown
- Second Glance (parody of
- Yer Maker D Yer Maker by Led Zeppelin
- Yer Maker (parody of
- No One is Good But One Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel
- No One Is Good But One (parody of
- Gideon Man of God Get it on Bang a Gong by T Rex
- Gideon (Man of God) (parody of
- That Daughter Black Water by Doobie Brothers
- That Daughter (parody of
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- Trust Him (parody of
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- Huge Slumber Party (parody of
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- No Shepherd Tonight/new Other Nature (parody of
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- People Are Lazy (parody of
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- Aquila (parody of
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- Wish You Could Hear (parody of
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- Death (parody of
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