Parody of "Rock 'n Me" by Steve Miller Band
(Matt. 10:1-4, Luke 6:13-16, Acts 1:26, 1 Cor. 9:1, 5-6)

Well, if you're lookin' real hard and you're tryin' to find the apostles
But it just keeps gettin' tougher on your brain
Then I've got to do my part 'cause I know 'em by heart
I've got an easy way to say their names
Well, their names ain't fictitious so now don't get suspicious
Cause I know them and they're friends of mine
And I know that it's true that I can sing them for you
They'll come back to me if I make 'em rhyme
So keep apostl'y namin' Keep on apostl'y namin'
Keep on apostl'y namin' Keep on apostl'y namin'
Simon called Peter, James