Parody of "Alive" by Pearl Jam
(Romans 1:18-23)

Son, they said, have we got a little theory for you
What you thought was your daddy was really a gorilla
Science teachers show you all the bones, but they don't fit
Your real daddy was Darwin
"Sorry, we still can't prove it, but it has to be taught"
Evolution's still a lie (Repeat)
Why does your school enforce it like its true'
It's just a theory, you know'
Why can't they show me any missing links in the chain'
They dug, they dug -- no evidence -- just quantum leaps
Can't you see -- evolution's a lie
Is something wrong with that' Of course, there is
You're not an accident or do you prefer to be'
You're God's creation, and it's so, it's so
So obvious, so obvious